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[ladscience]

I need to know if Crups can poop hairbrushes and if Mafalda takes a good mugshot or I won't be able to sleep tonight

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[hotgoss]

What does this sentence even SAY

[ladscience]

I need to know if Crups can poop hairbrushes

And if Mafalda takes a good mugshot

Or I won't be able to sleep tonight

[changeyourmind]

envious of your ignorance

[roxstarenergy]

What’s Maffie up to.

[ladscience]

Raising bail money, probably.

[roxstarenergy]

Is feeding a crup a hairbrush illegal or just stupid?

[ladscience]

Some might say it's bold and daring, like a new flavour of Doritos.

[roxstarenergy]

Mmm hairitos

[ladscience]

Oh I just got an idea for Dad's birthday present

[changeyourmind]

could be smart if you have to get rid of a hairbrush

[ladscience]

Are you implying Mafalda murdered a man with a hairbrush and used a Statute violation at a muggle dog show as the cover to get rid of it

[changeyourmind]

you can't be tried for murder if you're being investigated for statute violation i'm pretty sure

[roxstarenergy]

And you could murder with a hairbrush at least two ways.

[changeyourmind]

Just two? Get creative

[zeropercentfresh]

Depends on the crup.

[ladscience]

Bet it messed up her hair and then she couldn't brush it before the mugshot

[zeropercentfresh]

What'd she do to the crup to deserve that?

[ladscience]

Fed it a hairbrush and a little flesh on live TV and didn't even bother to ask its preferences

[zeropercentfresh]

Oh, definitely deserved then. Learnt her lesson for the next mugshot, at least. Next time feed it a comb.

[louisweasley]

...why?

[corriespondence]

Oh was that one of yours, my Gran's pissed at her

[ladscience]

Does she want a signed mugshot if I can ever get her to owl me back

[corriespondence]

I think it's more of a wants to ban her from crups forever blah blah, animal cruelty thing, but I'll take a mugshot if you're handing them out.

[ladscience]

So crups shouldn't be trying to poop out hairbrushes is the consensus here??

I'm still on the hunt for the mugshot, but when I get my greedy paws on it would you like wallet-size, 8x10 glossy, 4x6 so you can stick it on your mantle and act like it's a favoured relative on a good day?

[corriespondence]

I don't reckon their bums are anymore built for that than ours. Have you ever tried pooping out a hairbrush?

Let's go with the 4x6, I've not much art up and it's a good conversation piece.