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[ladscience]

I need to know if Crups can poop hairbrushes and if Mafalda takes a good mugshot or I won't be able to sleep tonight

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[zeropercentfresh]

What'd she do to the crup to deserve that?

[ladscience]

Fed it a hairbrush and a little flesh on live TV and didn't even bother to ask its preferences

[zeropercentfresh]

Oh, definitely deserved then. Learnt her lesson for the next mugshot, at least. Next time feed it a comb.

[ladscience]

How hard do you think it'd be to get a hold of the mugshot? If it's hideous it's going in the album, if it's flawless and lovely I'm crying myself to sleep.

[zeropercentfresh]

Can't be that hard, right? OH. Let's go hit up the shops around the Alley and see if she isn't in one of those WizBusted rags.

[ladscience]

Then we can send her a copy to sign!!!

[zeropercentfresh]

Oh, but you've got to write the note to go along with it. I'm no good at that kind of thing.

[ladscience]

You won't be able to rely on my sparkling charisma and bubble letters forever, Mole de Pollo.

[louisweasley]

...why?

[ladscience]

She's not answering my very urgent and polite inquiries, so I'm forced to assume it was the result of a WizTok challenge gone too far.

[louisweasley]

Oh, Maf.

[ladscience]

She always was the wildest of the lot. It's why all our parents warned us against going into accounting.

[changeyourmind]

Crufts has prize money I'm pretty sure

[ladscience]

So she's deeply in debt and a potential murderer??

[changeyourmind]

send her an owl asking her if she needs to borrow money and she'll get right back to you i bet

[ladscience]

Fourteenth time's a charm!