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wiztrict ([personal profile] wiztrict) wrote in [community profile] henhursthall2021-02-11 08:04 pm

meat cutes singles night

MEAT CUTES SINGLES NIGHT
what's up? Love is (possibly) in the air at Meat Sweats: All You Can Meat Steakhouse (Good First Date Spot!), which is trying to live up to its name by cramming as many first dates into one night as it possibly can. Cocktails are arguably Valentine's Day themed, and someone went to the trouble of charming paper hearts into fluttering around like drunken butterflies.

The small dining room is packed, and the tables have been arranged so that there are plenty of spots where couples can sit across from one another. Over the speakers, an "oldies" playlist of early 2000s Muggle ?love songs? is on shuffle.

Participants who get Bingo get a special prize! Anyone who gets a blackout is a madman, but there's something special in it for you if you do. And of course, signing the attendance sheet gets you half-off on rent at Henhurst Hall.

Tonight's menu is:
  • A pink sweetheart cocktail that tastes a little bit too much like pepto bismol, garnished with a strawberry and twisty straw.
  • Tater tots shaped like hearts.
  • Your choice of pizza (pepperoni shaped like hearts), salmon (it's pink!) or curried cauliflower with red food colouring (the veggie option).
  • Chocolate cake dessert.
The dinner begins at 7:00 PM and Olive kicks everyone out at 12:00 AM, but like, who wants to stay at Meat Sweats for five hours?
visuals!
volunteer slots! Hugo Weasley ends up stuck talking to an older wizard who is clearly very drunk and keeps asking extremely strange questions. On the bright side, they do manage to fill out one elusive spot on their bingo card! (By taking this spot, you can mark any one of your bingo spots as filled for free!)

Grizzy barrels into [CHARACTER C] while they're both dashing to get to the next table, and they go tumbling to the ground. Now that's a Meet Cute!

[CHARACTER D] feels like they've been plunged into ice water when Morty passes through them on his way to another table. The sensation is brief, but then they feel something cold and wet stuck to their back. It's partially digested pizza encased in ectoplasm.

how bingo works!
🍗 Remember, this IC/OOC is forward-dated meaning that it takes place on Sunday, February 14th. Please wait until Sunday to make journal posts that take place during the event.

🍗 Speed dating rounds last anywhere from thirty seconds to five minutes before Bud blows his whistle and participants are expected to get up and run to a different table, musical chairs style. There's not much organization to this event and there's nothing stopping residents from cheesing the game by running to people they already know.

🍗 Organizers insist that the seating arrangements were randomized, which is why sometimes participants are seated across from a relative or otherwise-inappropriate potential mate. They insist that, legally-speaking, this is a networking event — so don't worry, mark off those cards, and keep going!

🍗 Click here for the Bingo Card template.
On desktop: click File > Make a Copy.
On mobile: press "..." > Share & export > Make a copy.

  Follow the directions in the spreadsheet to learn how to set up your card!

🍗When you're all set up, you can either paste the code in its own entry on your journal (fancy!) or grab a sharable link to your spreadsheet (convenient!). Either way, come on down to SPEED DATING BINGO and make a new comment with your character's name in the subject and your link in the body.

🍗 Reply to others and fill your card! Have fun!

🍗 The cutoff for submitting completed Bingo Cards for prizes is February 15, 12:00PM EST. You can keep playing in your threads for as long as you want, but you just won't get the Mystery Prize if you haven't submitted by the cutoff.
locations! 💘 BEFORE THE MEAT CUTE: Are you ready to find love and avoid gastrointestinal issues?

💘 SPEED DATING BINGO: Date! Meet! Win! Post your cards here with your character's name in the subject. Others can reply to your thread to start quick scenes as they fill out their cards in search of a BINGO — and maybe... true love?

💘 AROUND MEAT SWEATS: Same time, same place as Speed Dating Bingo but this section is for those MEATier scenes. (Any non-speed-dating scene)!

💘 AFTER PARTY: After you've either won or given up on Bingo, there's a plan to meet up at Poor Lenore's for drinks. A local band is playing tonight, and it's a more pleasant setup for dancing and flirting if that's your jam. You might miss the subtle aroma of a New York striploin, though.

🥩 OOC – QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS! Don't forget to submit your card under the subheader when you're got a bingo and/or blackout!
fursuiter: (🌙 85)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] fursuiter 2021-02-13 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Isn't he nineteen or twenty now?" asks Lorcan, who does not see himself as a bébé but a very mature and adult man of nearly-twenty-one.

"Did you really never cheat? Not once?"
unauthentic: (🐍 65)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] unauthentic 2021-02-14 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Twenty? Merlin forbid. Although... if Hugo is barely a year younger than Rose, and Rose and Albus are nearly the same age... could Hugo have really turned twenty years old without Albus noticing? Ugh, he's not going to think about this anymore. The passage of time is terrifies him.

"Never! You knew me at Hogwarts." Albus always knew he'd been rather square during his school years, but apparently he'd been extra square compared to the other prefects. He wondered if they thought him boring back then. "All I did was study and play Quidditch. And go to Rose's parties, sure."
fursuiter: (🌙 48)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] fursuiter 2021-02-14 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Did I ever really know you at all?" he asks, a bit wistful but only to tease. "I've cheated. Would grow my nails out long, you remember?"

He turns his hand over, inspecting his nails. Shorter now, more manageable. "But sometimes I'd write formulas very very small where they'd grown out. I could do the math but I couldn't recall every formula we were meant to memorize. So I thought if I could at least have ten on hand..."
unauthentic: (🐍 76)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] unauthentic 2021-02-14 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
There's still enough Head Boy in Albus that his eyes widen at this admission, but then the Slytherin in him wins out, and he shakes his head with a laugh. "Honestly, very clever. You deserved to get away with it."

Looking at Lorcan now, he's struck by how very different they are. Lorcan has always been a true free spirit, not tied down by anyone or anything. Albus might have been spent two years pursuing a free-wheeling nomadic lifestyle, but it's hard to quiet those worries that he's a fraud. "I envy you. You never care about what anyone thinks."
fursuiter: (🌙 42)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] fursuiter 2021-02-14 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Albus' praise for his misdeeds has him glowing with pride years after he committed the crime. He leans forward again, cheek pressed in his palm, elbow propped up as he grins across the table at Albus.

He observes Albus observing him, unselfconscious under his gaze. Though when Albus finally speaks, he raises his brows at his admission.

"Well, that's easier for me, isn't it? As soon as you came into the world, you were handed three names: Albus Severus Potter. Lorcan Pandora Scamander isn't as heavy a weight to carry."
Edited (gettin deep @ da meat) 2021-02-14 09:04 (UTC)
unauthentic: (🐍 46)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] unauthentic 2021-02-15 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I mean, Pandora's quite the name. Depending on the version you prefer, she either ruined the world or saved it." It makes Albus feel at once validated and embarrassed to have someone else voice the worry he's carried since he was a child. Isn't it too self-indulgent? There are people with actual problems in the world, and meanwhile Albus is tormented by what it means that his father gave him these three names.

Still, Lorcan is so non-judgmental. It's nice. "Did it ever get to you, your family's fame? I ran into magizoologists on the other side of the world who knew the names of both of your parents, nevermind the legendary Newt Scamander."
fursuiter: (🌙 71)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] fursuiter 2021-02-15 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Lorcan shakes his head. "No. But it's not the same, is it?" He slides his hand halfway across the table, palm up, inviting Albus to give him his. "They're famous among magizoologists for being magizoologists. Regular folk might know their names, but nobody cares about what their progeny is up to like they do Harry Potter's."

"You and I-- we were never held to the same standard. I could afford to be carefree. You'd sneeze a little funny and all of Great Britain knew about it within the hour."
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SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] unauthentic 2021-02-15 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Albus gives a self-deprecating laugh. "I remember that. Rita Skeeter called my mother a bad parent, just because she worked full-time and the three of us came down with colds in the same week." This scrutiny became normal to him—maybe more normal, more quickly than any of the Potter children. James and Lily could never hide how they really felt.

He holds his hand out to Lorcan, not knowing what for, but he's rarely one to say no to his friends. "Anyway, I can handle the attention. It's my siblings I worry about."
fursuiter: (🌙 56)

SPEED DATING BINGO: Albus Potter & Lorcan

[personal profile] fursuiter 2021-02-15 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Lorcan really, simply, just wants to hold his hand. He's always been keen on close contact with friends, and an impromptu heart-to-heart in the middle of The Meat Sweats: All You Can Meat Steakhouse (Good First Date Spot!) warrants a little hand holding.

"Can you handle the attention?" It's not meant to be judgmental, but he's fairly certain he's caught Albus in a lie. Well, lie was harsh-- maybe a semi-untruth, as Lorcan would put on Marion's Scrabble board to make it scream.