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[ladscience]

ATTENTION:

BATS CONTROL THE LIFT AND THEY ARE NOT TRAINED FOR THE JOB.

I REPEAT: The bats are ILL-EQUIPPED for their task and DO NOT handle gentle constructive criticism.

Comments

[ladscience]

Maybe we should hold a seance to cleanse it.

[horsie]

I'M NOT GETTING ON THAT ELEVATOR LONG ENOUGH TO CLEANSE IT.

I've bought myself a sensible pair of shoes so I can take... the stairs.

[ladscience]

Do you think the bats were hired by the local gym?

[horsie]

Wouldn't they be losing business if we're getting our cardio at home?

[ladscience]

They're getting us hooked. When the stairs suddenly disappear we'll be sweating for a fix of that good kinetic shit.

[horsie]

If/When (you're right, it's when) the stairs disappear, I'm staying with Criswell on the first floor. And I won't be leaving because there's probably a troll in the hallway.

[ladscience]

Ah! Then when the building gets turned upside down you can slide on home!!

[ringhollow]

Need a PT sesh?

[horsie]

[.......]

Who's offering?

[ringhollow]

Me, genius Marion Birdie Bell-Wood, who by your standards must be an athlete because she already owns gym shoes.

[horsie]

Ohh, a gym shoe wearer, huh? I'll bet you wear those as your every day shoes because you're so athletic.

[ringhollow]

[...]

Prepared

And I own boots.

[horsie]

Docs?

[ringhollow]

Some of them, aye.

[horsie]

Well, it seems that you're qualified to be my personal trainer. Go easy on me~ I'm delicate.

[ringhollow]

You'll toughen up by the time we're through.