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[ladscience]

ATTENTION:

BATS CONTROL THE LIFT AND THEY ARE NOT TRAINED FOR THE JOB.

I REPEAT: The bats are ILL-EQUIPPED for their task and DO NOT handle gentle constructive criticism.

Comments

[louisweasley]

Is that why people got trapped in it?

[ladscience]

My current theory is that the bats were contracted to troubleshoot the issue and now they're in way over their fuzzy heads.

[louisweasley]

Maybe we should feel sorry for the bats.

[corriespondence]

How gentle and constructive were you?

[ladscience]

A kindly scream for it to stop trying to burst my eardrums, a little panicked flailing when I thought it was in my hair, that's all!

[corriespondence]

Seems fair. The bats sound like divas.

[roxstarenergy]

Hey so.

Did you get bit

[ladscience]

If I turn into Batman will you be my Robin?

[roxstarenergy]

Would prefer the Joker. Be my nemesis?

[ringhollow]

I didn't sign up to get fuckin RABIES

[ringhollow]

✔️ Another reason to TAKE THE STAIRS

[ladscience]

✔️ You don't have to tip the bat when you take the stairs.

[ladscience]

This is free of charge!

[corriespondence]

Do you not like bats??

[horsie]

THE ELEVATOR IS CURSED!!!!

[ladscience]

Maybe we should hold a seance to cleanse it.

[cristrelawney]

Seems that way.

[highlygrifted]

Are they in tiny liftman outfits?

[ladscience]

Not yet. It's part of their problem. No sense of professionalism.

[fursuiter]

the bat that i caught with my face is a mexican free-tailed bat! they're native to the americas

they're well-known for the incredibly excessive amount of poop they produce!

[ladscience]

And there's nothing wrong with sticking with the poop-producing. It's honest work!

[sherbetlemon]

This is an odd statement.

[ladscience]

These are odd times!

[zeropercentfresh]

Honestly, they don't even have thumbs. It's impressive what they're accomplishing.

[ladscience]

They can't even put on a name tag, Molly, this is no way to run a business.