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[ladscience]

ATTENTION:

BATS CONTROL THE LIFT AND THEY ARE NOT TRAINED FOR THE JOB.

I REPEAT: The bats are ILL-EQUIPPED for their task and DO NOT handle gentle constructive criticism.

Comments

[corriespondence]

Not All Bats, Marion

[cristrelawney]

Less than 0.1% of wild bats actually have rabies. [...] Still. That's not zero.

[corriespondence]

I love that you backed up my point, don't get me wrong, but how do you know all these random things?

[cristrelawney]

Reading, mostly. [...] I like to be prepared.

[corriespondence]

For bats and stuck lifts?

[cristrelawney]

For anything I can reasonably be prepared for, I suppose.

[corriespondence]

Interesting.

What about a shark attack?

[cristrelawney]

'Interesting'?

[...]

Certainly.

[corriespondence]

Tsunami? Earthquake in a jungle? Pit full of rattlesnakes in the middle of a desert?

[cristrelawney]

Stop.

Why 'Interesting'?

[corriespondence]

Because it's handy?

[cristrelawney]

[...] I see. I can live with that.