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[fursuiter]

hello, i am conducting a survey to help unravel the mysteries of henhurst hall

💝 What is your name?
💝 How old are you?
💝 What is your sexuality?
💝 What is your current relationship status?
💝 What age ranges do you seek in a romantic or sexual partner?
💝 What do you consider to be sexy attire?
💝 Do you eat meat?
💝 Are you RSVPing to the Ostara Masquerade?

thank you for your time

Comments

[louisweasley]

💝 Louis Weasley
💝 18
💝 Heterosexual
💝 Single
💝 Um, around mine.
💝 NOTHING I AM COMFORTABLE IN.
💝 Yes
💝 I guess so.

[fursuiter]

thank you, louis. i knew i could count on you to answer without protest

[ringhollow]

You first

[fursuiter]

💝 lorcan scamander
💝 20
💝 pansexual, no preference
💝 single
💝 18-32
💝 uncertain
💝 yes
💝 yes

[corriespondence]

The only mystery I want solved right now is whether this is an orgy.

[ringhollow]

Not if your sexy attire's one of those fake sumo costumes. No access.

[fursuiter]

i did also get orgy vibes from it, given the sexy attire bit, but ostara is considerably less horny than, say, a bacchanalian party.

[roxstarenergy]

In my experience
This is how 99 percent of orgies start

[terebinthine]

I think you already know all of this about me.

[fursuiter]

most of it, yes. you don't need to fill it out if you don't want to, though i wouldn't mind confirmation of my assumptions.

you'll attend, won't you?

[changeyourmind]

dodging the sexy attire question i see

[potionmagique]

All right. In the spirit of inquiry.

💝 Dominique Delacour-Weasley
💝 24
💝 Lesbian
💝 Single
💝 22-30
💝 Undecided
💝 Yes
💝 Undecided

[hotgoss]

You have to go!!

[cristrelawney]

This again.

[...]

All right.

💝 Criswell Peyton Higglebottom Trelawney
💝 Twenty-nine
💝 Bisexual
💝 Single
💝 Twenty-five to thirty-five?
💝 n/a
💝 [...] No
💝 No Yes No No

[hotgoss]

WHY NOT?

[humansuit]

I'm not answering this.


Do you think sexy attire actually means anything? Isn't "sexy", by its nature, subjective, so anyone can show up in (almost) anything, and it'd be sexy, arguably?

[fursuiter]

i don't want you to answer it


i had thought that "sexy attire" meant the attire that the majority of our peers found sexy. scorpius finds a well fitted suit to be sexy-- lucky you!-- but he is the only one (out of five) who has decidedly answered that question.

[hotgoss]

Ugghhhhhh

[corriespondence]

💝 Corrie
💝 21
💝 Straight
💝 Single
💝 Not 40? I don't know.
💝 Wearing clothes that look good? Like, comfortable but fitting. Showing personality. Not cargo shorts.
💝 Yeah mostly
💝 Yeah okay, you've more or less convinced me

[hotgoss]

Like not 40 specifically or under 40? Like is 39 and 41 ok?

[unauthentic]

💝 Albus Severus Potter
💝 21
💝 Straight
💝 Single :(
💝 Well, youngest I've gone is two years younger than me? Oldest was about 20 years more.
💝 A confident attitude!
💝 Sure
💝 You should tell people that this is how you RSVP, I bet it would get you more responses.

[fursuiter]

ah, very interesting data. thank you. if scorpius continues hassling me about sleeping with a thirty two year old, i can direct his attention toward you instead.

i cannot lie as that would damage my credibility as a researcher. i can, however, say that i was one of the ones who visited the 5th floor on monday. :7) (did you keep your sideshow poster, albus?)

[hugogogadget]

💝 Hugo Figg Weasley
💝 20
💝 Straight
💝 Single
💝 20-24 probably?
💝 Whatever makes you feel most comfortable
💝 Yeah, but also other foods too.
💝 I am indeed

[hotgoss]

💝 Griselda Goyle
💝 22
💝 What is Boys
💝 Single and looking!!
💝 Probably like 20+?
💝 Oh it super duper depends on the occasion and the person but like not to spoil anything but I'm shooting for like silk and a plunging neckline
💝 Yeah
💝 OF COURSE

[changeyourmind]

💝 Rose Weasley
💝 22
💝 bisexual
💝 single
💝 like 20-30 i don't know
💝 uhhhh less is more
💝 yes
💝 yes

is the concept here that we've been put in this building to bone down with each other

[fursuiter]

that is my current theory, yes. specific age range, many invitees are from notable families, most floors present unique challenges that may drive residents to the rooms (and arms) of others on different floors...