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( OSTARA MASQUERADE )

This is your yearly reminder that St. Padrig was actually a Welshman.

And I'm only just saying, seems like Father Peck might be too. Judging by how hot he is.

Rose, I saw one of your socks today. Apparently it works for currency.

Wow. Wow!
I hope you've heard that Father Peck is our true lord and savior and I'm so happy we all know the truth, now. I really think we were put here to serve him.

Christ'o'doodle doo, amen.

Between the random exhibition Quodpot thing on Saturday and Mothering Sunday PLUS Pie Day in one, it's been a way fuller weekend than I expected. Please excuse me while I sleep for 100 years and never eat again.

[Americana]

Who didn't pay their rent? I wanted a soak after my run and it's fuckin rank

[Victoire]
Oi.

( BROWNIE APPROVAL RATING )

( wards: corrie & sian; hugo; girl cousins; albus & scorpius )

I need to know if Crups can poop hairbrushes and if Mafalda takes a good mugshot or I won't be able to sleep tonight

Today the decal on my wall says Wash your hands. 🖤 Mom

I always wash my hands. always. My mum hasn't had to tell me since I was in utero.

Lysander, how do I sue a wall for slander? Or libel. Whichever one is lies

I'm trying to catch up but the energy in this block of flats is extremely CHAOTIC.

Can I get a recap of the shenanigans I missed, please and thanks?

Everyone, be kind to the brownies.

I had to help one carry a bottle up the stairs earlier.
The poor thing was struggling.
I think they must work very hard. Even for brownies.

Oh my god Svetlana is like the best? I can't believe I was her first sale of the day she is GORGEOUS.

Also, you guys's willingness to date CHICKENS and MEAT is concerning!!!

Alright, I'm saying it: Father Peck is intimidating as hell. He looks like one of those metal lawn ornaments brought to life. Why is he all black? His beak is too sharp. All his non-feathery parts I don't know what they're called okay but they look like they're carved from rock. I don't think he cares about any of us. Bring back the hens.

Oh you know, I bet our host is Meat Zoltar.
He was sort of sexy. In a sentient deli counter sort of way.

Why is everything here ominous?

Why does it say friend(s)?

What's the lunar calendar got to do with anything?

What is sexy attire?

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Also. One of the strings on my violin snapped just before these were delivered and that doesn't feel like a coincidence.

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I'm moving.

hello, i am conducting a survey to help unravel the mysteries of henhurst hall



thank you for your time

A mysterious invitation written on fine paper is slipped under the door of every resident in the building. No one saw anyone delivering them, but they appear nonetheless.

( The paper smells like spring flowers. )

I didn't dream that meat carnival right? I get weird dreams sometimes when I eat pizza before bed.

Also, have you SEEN the brownies??? They have socks on their heads and it is SO CUTE!!